[He absolutely lost the chance to make an escape as soon as Felix set foot in the apartment. He can't outrun him, and he doesn't really trust the fire escape anyway, so... he's stuck.
Also, Dimitri?? Bad answer?? A good answer would be something like "he just left".
Not that Felix was all that likely to believe that, but in the slim chance he did, then he'd be safe! And not have Felix coming after him in a tiny room where he's just as likely as not to have his dick out.
...Luckily Felix does not get a chance to corner him in there, because he's peeking into the entryway, almost right on cue.]
[ Felix scoffs softly at Dimitri's answer, but knows he's not wrong. He doesn't know his own boarish strength, it's best they protect these kittens.
But then he goes and insists that Sylvain's been taking a shit this whole time or something. The only shit here is what you're full of, boy.
He's about to say as much when Sylvain makes an appearance (and all of Dimitri's "blah blah blah professor blah blah i'm gay" speech kind of goes over Felix's head too). With the kitten in one hand, he grips his sword with the other. ]
[ This seems painfully familiar and he can't help but smile a little to himself. However, he shakes his head and lifts a hand. ]
That'll be enough of that. [ What is this, Neko Zamurai? ] I didn't invite you here to fight.
[ He does glance at the kittens. ]
They're perceptive. They might not play with you if you harm anyone in front of them.
[ As though in response, the kitten mewls up at Felix, and Dimitri glances over at Sylvain as though to ask "what did you do now"? Even if he could make some guesses. ]
[Wow, Dimitri, what is this betrayal?? He didn't do anything untoward! He just... also posted a photo.
The conversations that ensued (and the caption on it tbh) are what keep him from actually showing Dimitri, though. Whoops. He's been sentimental enough for one day.
What he does do, though, is sidle up to half hide behind his friend. Please protect him? He doesn't want to be stabbed today??]
Aren't they adorable? Wouldn't want them to be scared of you, right?
But Felix seems to consider things as he stands frozen with cat in one hand and sword in the other. When the kitten mews, his ice cold heart might have melted a fraction of a centimeter. Very well, he can murder Sylvain at a later date. ]
I won't forget what you did.
[ He properly sheathes his weapon and then uses his now-free hand to lift the kitten up slightly and hold him. ]
Or you.
[ He indicates Dimitri. He knows your strategy, bro. ]
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But he does keep Felix occupied, and focused on his first question— ]
I don't want to hurt him. Especially with my grip as it is...
[ He's no good with delicate things so he's glad Felix has the kitten. He does look up at him at the mention of Sylvain, though. ]
Sylvain's in the privy.
[ Good answer, right? ]
... and I'd rather you both don't make a mess here. The Professor is staying with me and I don't want him uncomfortable.
[ Sylvain might not stop him but surely Byleth's mention might? On top of the kittens? It's a foolproof plan. ]
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Also, Dimitri?? Bad answer?? A good answer would be something like "he just left".
Not that Felix was all that likely to believe that, but in the slim chance he did, then he'd be safe! And not have Felix coming after him in a tiny room where he's just as likely as not to have his dick out.
...Luckily Felix does not get a chance to corner him in there, because he's peeking into the entryway, almost right on cue.]
...Hey, Felix.
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But then he goes and insists that Sylvain's been taking a shit this whole time or something. The only shit here is what you're full of, boy.
He's about to say as much when Sylvain makes an appearance (and all of Dimitri's "blah blah blah professor blah blah i'm gay" speech kind of goes over Felix's head too). With the kitten in one hand, he grips his sword with the other. ]
Sylvain. It's time for you to die.
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That'll be enough of that. [ What is this, Neko Zamurai? ] I didn't invite you here to fight.
[ He does glance at the kittens. ]
They're perceptive. They might not play with you if you harm anyone in front of them.
[ As though in response, the kitten mewls up at Felix, and Dimitri glances over at Sylvain as though to ask "what did you do now"? Even if he could make some guesses. ]
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The conversations that ensued (and the caption on it tbh) are what keep him from actually showing Dimitri, though. Whoops. He's been sentimental enough for one day.
What he does do, though, is sidle up to half hide behind his friend. Please protect him? He doesn't want to be stabbed today??]
Aren't they adorable? Wouldn't want them to be scared of you, right?
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But Felix seems to consider things as he stands frozen with cat in one hand and sword in the other. When the kitten mews, his ice cold heart might have melted a fraction of a centimeter. Very well, he can murder Sylvain at a later date. ]
I won't forget what you did.
[ He properly sheathes his weapon and then uses his now-free hand to lift the kitten up slightly and hold him. ]
Or you.
[ He indicates Dimitri. He knows your strategy, bro. ]